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the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

10 minutes ago 163713 — Via teamfreeharkness © the-dragons-thoughtsReblog

flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

43 minutes ago 93842 — Via teamfreeharkness © uglyReblog
# omg # fave # queue

permissiontogoafterhim:

Random Edit - 158~159/?
1 hour ago 1927 — Via sgtjimbarnes © permissiontogoafterhimReblog

lotr meme | [4/6] characters - Frodo Baggins

1 hour ago 871 — Via tossme © gunnoisesReblog
2 hours ago 1500 — Via ben-c © ohmy-buckybarnesReblog

6reen6ables6irl:

plinys:

 

2 hours ago 132556 — Via dontbeanassbutt © forassgardReblog
decepticon-in-disguise:

How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

decepticon-in-disguise:

How I think we should respond to aggressive political campaigns.

3 hours ago 5709 — Via the-mall-cop © decepticon-in-disguiseReblog
4 hours ago 1119 — Via threesonsofyork © patheticjunkiesReblog

crazyforshoey:

my-darling-loki:

thewakeupcall:

this post is everything omg 

I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.

Aww :(

4 hours ago 545054 — Via so-humorous © not-thefunniestblogReblog
barachiki:

barachiki:

The Holmes brothers step outside for a quick ice lolly break.

barachiki:

barachiki:

The Holmes brothers step outside for a quick ice lolly break.

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5 hours ago 5862 — Via shesrlcocks © barachikiReblog
me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
13 hours ago 30906 — Via troylercrazy © sailorzeroReblog

defectivemachines:

*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*

SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD

*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*

BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME

*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*

REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES 

13 hours ago 16105 — Via troylercrazy © defectivemachinesReblog
fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

image

So I decided to try it

image

alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

image

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

image

Story of my life

image

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

13 hours ago 872310 — Via a-day-to-stand-out © skinnyasianguyReblog

napkincole:

x / x
13 hours ago 1221 — Via troylercrazy © napkincoleReblog
13 hours ago 1006220 — Via benjpierce © sandandglassReblog